Mr. Plinkett's Star Trek Picard Review

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    Mr. Plinkett's review of Star Trek Picard is here! And it's way too long! But who cares? What else are you going to do during an endless pandemic? Also, how many nails can they finally put into the Star Trek coffin!? Well, Star Trek Picard is another one!

Brent Clouda
Brent Clouda

'We worked really hard on it.' 'Oh did you? Did you really? Did you work really hard on it?' 'Well hell, I worked really hard on a dump I took this morning, you should've see it, it was messy.' 'There was allot moaning, groaning, grunting, swearing. I had a death grip on the toilet seat, and wasn't sure I was going to make it.' 'I was so proud of it I didn't flush, heck I should sell tickets, wanna come see?' 'What? No, I don't wanna see shit floating in the toilet.' 'But I worked really hard on it.'

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SuperKing604
SuperKing604

I was okay with this show but i did go and rewatch some of star trek tng and enterprise. I have always had a soft spot for enterprise I think scott bakula and jolene blalock were really good and it was nice to watch something more episodic. I think enterprise season 4 is how a star trek show should be done have a lot of 2 or 3 part episodes. Some tng episodes now feel to short.

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KuraiShidosha
KuraiShidosha

Imagine being such a blind fanboy that you can't even notice your favorite series being turned into nothing more than a shallow propaganda machine.

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Arnaud Bonhomme Lemieux
Arnaud Bonhomme Lemieux

Rlm basicaly exposing scams

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Bekey Gill
Bekey Gill

Judean subversion/inversion hiding in plain sight!

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d silverleaf
d silverleaf

Well said Sir.👌 Subbed!

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Jordan Kay
Jordan Kay

Shocked u didn’t bring up the fact a romulan randomly has a British accent

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Querelle NoNo
Querelle NoNo

LOL Star Trek: Discovery & Picard just boils down to some old bullshit storywise

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Bennie Escobar
Bennie Escobar

“... A lot of people worked really hard on this!” Ed Gein worked really hard on his full-body woman-skin suit, what’s your point NPCs?

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robotrix
robotrix

Wait......did I understand correctly that Picard got ALL the Romulans off of the planet before the super nova? Because, if that's true that means that in the first Abrams movie when Eric Bana's character (whose name I don't remember and don't care) decided to go after Spock to avenge the deaths of his wife and kid and all of the other Romulans who the thinks died in the super nova they didn't bother to tell him about - even though you'd think they'd call their ship back to help with the evacuation - he killed all of those people and destroyed Vulcan FOR NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER??????? I knew that the current "writers" on Trek only bother to read the first line of the Wikipedia articles about the first six movies (ex: Praxis already having blown up in "Into Darkness" without understanding what that meant) but now they can't even be bothered to follow the plots of the shit they wrote themselves!!

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starseed96
starseed96

@yasio bolo/videos Dictor von Doomcock said something similar, that CBS execs saw this video and are in a panic, trying to sell the Trek property ASAP.

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yasio bolo
yasio bolo

Midnight's Edge is crediting this video for shutting down strange new worlds,thank you!

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Ebolaface
Ebolaface

this is the best web zone on the database

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yasio bolo
yasio bolo

All this because some aging, privileged celebrity didn't like the way a democratic vote went, so he had a tantrum like a child.

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NotReallyABlessing
NotReallyABlessing

For all the reasons why the show sucks so bad it hurts, the enforced political messaging, the addressing of social issues and its ham-fisted delivery, are the biggest reason in my mind. It is so blatant and non-sensical at times, it misses it's mark completely. As much as it does adress today's world, it fails as much. Not because it's necessarily wrong what they say, I guess you cant argue FOR racism ( even though they managed to kinda do so), but they somehow are confused over what an actual good story is and what makes it so convincing on screen, as a show. Because a good message does not mean a good experience for the consumer. I think they honestly dont know the difference any longer or they are so trapped in their business model, they cannot admit to it. You can see it all over Hollywood. Star Wars Sequels and Ghostbusters 2016 come to mind, mindnumingly. And I think they do not even understand the irony of what they're doing to female characters at this point. Decades of having weak female characters, has made them turn female characters into the exact opposite. You would of course assume that is the right thing to do. Nah, man, that's terrible! First, they were forced to lose. Now, they are forced to win. Either way, they are not truly free. They just imitate it. They are not granted the entire palette of character traits. Sadly, the same thing goes minorities. You can feel they are scared to work like artists do... they are walking on eggshells.

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Ian
Ian

I don't even watch star Trek but this makes me sad and that ending to the video actually had me thinking about watching it that is astounding

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David Reeder
David Reeder

I think Sisko is much more deserving of the title of 'Space Jesus' in Star Trek.

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Zabe Denton
Zabe Denton

The man even punched a god.

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Anistrix
Anistrix

I tried real hard to like Picard but I can't anymore. I'm tired, this show is an actual waste and a ploy for money and all it does is make me want to watch real Star Trek instead of this dressed up and glittering pile of poop.

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TheWitchfinderGenral
TheWitchfinderGenral

This was enjoyable nonsense, if you can pretend it's not supposed to be Star Trek. As Star Trek, it's utter drivel.

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Todd Kurzbard
Todd Kurzbard

I fully support the idea of making Picard a gay robot. If LIEberals have the "courage" to be SO INCLUSIVE!!! and TOLERANT!!! of people\things with alternate lifestyles, let's see them stop p*ssyfooting around, by making some background character that way, so that they can yell, "LOOK AT US!!! WE"RE SO TOLERANT!!!!!!". Have some b*lls (?) and take it the whole way. I suggest they then rename the show, "STAR TREK: POOF".

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George Baynard
George Baynard

The ending of this video filled me with more emotion than whatever the fuck New Star Trek does

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Krimson Kakarot
Krimson Kakarot

Everyone in NuTrek are alcoholic sociopaths.

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AlphaAurora
AlphaAurora

Apparantly this review killed investor interest in Star Trek Strange New Worlds. RLM, the madlad, has done it! He's made ST better by forcing CBS to face their poor financials!

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Greg Bauer
Greg Bauer

Star Trek: Picard is such a mess of video game rip-offs that even the circle of Zhat Vash operatives looks just like the Circle of Sages from Final Fantasy 1.

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Tony
Tony

did she just say star track ???? @around 58.00 ?????

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Our Fantasy Life
Our Fantasy Life

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo lives on a big starship sailing the stars? CAPTAIN RIIII OS

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Tony
Tony

thanks for saving me the trouble of watching this shitshow.....st:p and std ARE NOT CANON thank goodness..........

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Tuberworks Jones
Tuberworks Jones

Yes I totally agree it was just boring

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MrEmpireBuilder
MrEmpireBuilder

So... they made Picard a new body but did not bother to build him a younger one. Brilliant. If I was Picard, I'd be like : "why didn't you make me into a 20 year old?!" and then kick them all in the balls till they die.

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Paradox
Paradox

All this because some aging, privileged celebrity didn't like the way a democratic vote went, so he had a tantrum like a child.

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The Sci Fi and Fantasy cast
The Sci Fi and Fantasy cast

Midnight's Edge is crediting this video for shutting down strange new worlds,thank you!

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user name
user name

I keep wondering looking at those phaser rifles Seven of Nine is holding. Did they blatantly rip off the Halo Assault Rifle or did they buy those props from the Halo movie that never came out?

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Matt Ward
Matt Ward

+user name Wouldn't surprise me if they're frequently recycled assets. I assume some unused, fairly generic looking props for unfinished films end up being kept in storage to be used in various other projects that require said generic asset.

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THE ANGRY MARINE
THE ANGRY MARINE

Instead of those captains I prefer the wise words of a Special Space Wizard from a Grimdark universe: "Don't get me wrong, we're not expecting kisses and fucking hugs and shit, but instead why don't we address the grox in the room? We're all fucking human and/or superhuman for the most part. The problem is things like *THESE* still exist (points out aliens). Problems that we as a species have to deal with eventually. So let's use this day, each year to come together as a species and fuck the aliens. Let's celebrate what unites us all: *_Xenophobia_* " -Ahzek Ahriman

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John Tousseau
John Tousseau

It's basically Trek tradition to have a shit first two or three seasons. But even some of TNG season one, which were pretty bad, had some charm to them. And even major misfires like Code of Honor, you get what they were trying to do... even if it's completely awful. But Picard has no charm, no sense of wonder. Even in the darkest days of the Federation, the Dominion war, there was a sense of hope because they were fighting the good fight. In Picard, what the fuck is going on? It's just this dystopian shit hole civilization. Some of the darkest Trek episodes had something to say. Picard literally has nothing to say. It's just dark for the sake of being dark.

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Oldman Oldways
Oldman Oldways

Was that. Opera. By Agento?

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john smith
john smith

The fact that the Orville was so well received is evidence that old Star Trek is hardly dated. People don't want this depressive, gritty, dark shit. They didn't want it in Galactica and we certainly didn't want it in Trek.

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Lugbzurg
Lugbzurg

I'm not a long-time Star Trek fan. I just kinda got into watching the original series on Blu-Ray, and The Next Generation looks pretty awesome. I came here when I heard something about CBS executives or something to that effect catching wind of this review, and heads began to roll.

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Gary Kirchherr
Gary Kirchherr

"The robotic space octopus from the dimensional asshole." 😂😂

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Pulstar
Pulstar

Thank you RLM for these Picard reviews. Ages ago I thought that this could be even good. So sad Patrick, so sad. So it seems Star Trek has really gone over the edge now.

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ARTS 1984
ARTS 1984

Star Trek: Hellraiser is what it looks like at the end!

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Matt M
Matt M

About Discovery. They had a Barzan security chief. Guess the writers were too lazy to realize that the Barzan are not part of the Federation. The species was featured in TNG but they were an outside species that was negotiating with the federation and others to sell off the rights to access a wormhole in their space. So lazy and insulting

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Breadlock
Breadlock

I hate people who hate Nu Trek because its "political", but I hate Nu Trek for not actually being political, and using tokenism as a defense against criticism. "Far Beyond the Stars" is one of the best episodes of Star Trek ever made, from the "darker" Star Trek series. DS9 certainly dealt with darker themes, but it did so in the way only Star Trek can, and it never lost sight of what Star Trek was: A Morality Play that stands on its writing and ideas. Picard and Discovery lose sight of that, and believe making everyone angsty, cynical, nihilistic, and swear a lot will make up for any deficiencies in its writing or bad story telling. It declares everything sucks without offering any hopeful message to its audience or a road map to a better tomorrow. Things seemed bleak in DS9, but through it we had characters who were actually dealing with the internal journey to make sense of things and what ideals should be fought for. Nu Trek is written to turn your brain off, watch the pointless action set pieces, and binge. Being Dark is not the problem of STD or STP, but being devoid of any light, or even just competent writing. I want Star Trek to have diversity, of race, of gender, of sexual orientation, and I want it to be as inclusive as possible because Star Trek is supposed to communicate Leftist values, but I don't want Star Trek to make me not think. If you're one of those people who are mad at Star Trek for supporting Black Lives Matter, or anything like that, fuck you, you have no place in the fandom. But the fandom does have an obligation to demand more of the series that it not be just another product to consume.

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The Purple Meanie
The Purple Meanie

Good on you! Finally, someone is reasonable. I saw all these people who were happy with Seven of Nine and Raffi for example, but it’s clear they were shoved together without much buildup. If I were LGBT, I’d be pretty insulted for these guys doing the bare minimum. And then in Discovery they ruined Michael Burnham, whose character could have been unique, by making her Spock’s adopted sister, which comes off as a desperate plea to make audiences like her.

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Peter Ford
Peter Ford

This is the most hilarious, vicious, and on point take down of this 💩 show that was completely deserved.

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Haakon Dahl
Haakon Dahl

7:35 New Wrath of Khan Dates... what?

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Alex Valin
Alex Valin

1:22 :30 those were a few seconds of getting your heart ripped out by your first crush :( :( :(

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MelanicDisaster
MelanicDisaster

"THIS is for Hugh!!!" Great, now every time I watch Fullmetal Alchemist this garbage will pop into my head for an interval of utter condemnation and disdain. Now I know how Roy Mustang feels.

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Hamyslamy
Hamyslamy

I grew up watching TNG with my mom and sometimes my dad. One of the best memories I have and now that they have passed I'm so glad I have that to hold onto. Haven't seen Picard. Only saw first season of Discovery. I really wanted to watch these with my son who is the same age I was when TNG premiered. Especially since he loves space and space related stuff. No way I can let him watch any of this garbage. I want to be angry about but it's just sad.

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Samuel Nathan
Samuel Nathan

Sad to read. The only thing we can do is not give CBS any money for throwing this trash at us. The Expanse is really good but it is no Star Trek.

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sixstanger00
sixstanger00

33:23 Someone has undoubtedly fucked up the color in Generations. I've seen that movie a dozen times and the color in this scene never looked yellowish like that.

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sixstanger00
sixstanger00

9:55 Why do the ships dropping out of warp look exactly like ships in Star Wars dropping out of hyperspace? The sound FX are even the same.

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RootCorn
RootCorn

The peanut butter effect was blowing my mind for some reason 37:47

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Chance Cole
Chance Cole

MAKE PICARD GAAAAAAY

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Mat Varela
Mat Varela

I never watched star wars as a kid, but I watched all of TNG recently. It was pretty magical

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Benneducci
Benneducci

Next time, Mr. Stewart... Wild Geese 3 instead.

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Chris McEvoy
Chris McEvoy

Those seeds of far left bolchevik revolutionaries that were planted into western Academia are finally blooming and creating a much worse world for everyone, Picard is just another victim of the destructive wave.

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Stealthsuit07
Stealthsuit07

The demoralization has gone so far already, we are starting to hit the destablization phase.

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DeputyCartman100
DeputyCartman100

I'd be more terrified if that snaggletoothed visage of Mr. Plinkett came out of the wormhole like in the video thumbnail than the robotic tentacles.

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Kurt D.
Kurt D.

CBS needs to watch the last 10 minutes of this.

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Traksimuss
Traksimuss

Morality lesson: as long as people pay for shit, somebody will produce that shit.

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James Baines
James Baines

A sucker is born every minute

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John nohobear
John nohobear

Savage review - but truthful. It pains me to say this as a Star Trek fan for over 50 years, but I just want it to die until it goes back into the hands of people who understand true Trek.

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Joshua Calkins
Joshua Calkins

👏👏👏 🖖

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jack jack
jack jack

At this point b5 is more star trek. Then this new show on cbs

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Dapper Krogan
Dapper Krogan

At the very least we’ve proven that even in the sci-fi fantasy Star Trek, socialism doesn’t work

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Dapper Krogan
Dapper Krogan

It’s amazing how having a buxom blonde in a skin-tight catsuit is the least degrading thing that’s happened to 7

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Dapper Krogan
Dapper Krogan

See this is what happens when Admiral Janeway messes with time. 7 died on the way home the hero. Now she lived to become an angry homocidal maniac

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Dapper Krogan
Dapper Krogan

Why does 7 still have her implants if Hugh had his removed? Is it because the audience is too dumb recognize Jeri Ryan? I mean whoever that person is in the show, its not the former Borg drone trying to regain her humanity and wrestling with the idea she murdered people for the collective.

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Tim Gooding
Tim Gooding

This is BSG done very very very very badly.

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Luc Devine
Luc Devine

So this sums it up. Everything I thought about the show. The question is can the franchise be salvaged? Particularly if the rumour that the IP is up for sale is true?

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LaBarata12
LaBarata12

Guys. Prioritize this over half in the bag & that other re-view shit. This is supposed to be definitive, the solid 'this is what's wrong' video. We don't want you leaving shit out because 'Oh I might repeat myself from an 8 hour podcast'. Remember, this is supposed to be the DEFINITIVE 'what's wrong' video, we don't want to miss shit because you're too focused on your podcast.

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Sanjurō Yojimbō
Sanjurō Yojimbō

How does Alex Kurtzman continue to keep working?

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Retro Amateur
Retro Amateur

Holy shit, this vid wrecked house!

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THAC0twenty
THAC0twenty

Hey leave ol JL alone man

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ssjgokuhan
ssjgokuhan

The canon finale to this video was more touching than heartfelt than anything these hacks have ever come up with. Makes me sad.

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razoleg
razoleg

Russian bots. Russian bots, everywhere. Take your pills, man.

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Carl HIRST
Carl HIRST

The Last Montages. I waited for your finishing touch on the Issue, as always.

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Melorum
Melorum

You can tell how terrible Picard and Discovery are because they make Enterprise look like a masterpiece of television by comparison

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Jose Luis Castellanos
Jose Luis Castellanos

This is Hilarious !!!

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shack3666
shack3666

the ending of video esi awesome !

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zapan101313
zapan101313

Man, that ending montage was beautiful. And then you ripped the rug right from under me. Well done.

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Nick W
Nick W

Legend has it some higher ups at Amazon saw this review and canned all in-development trek projects at bad reboot.

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bobsjobisfob
bobsjobisfob

i havent watched the show, how did data die twice?

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1:29 :41 Star Trek vs Picard

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M R
M R

What’s with all the phaser to the head references in this show? Don’t they know how phasers work? If it’s not set to stun, a shot to the pinky toe is fatal.

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Nicholas Opfer
Nicholas Opfer

What season 2?

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Geoffrey Richardson
Geoffrey Richardson

Another Small narrow minded critic who can't see the story, shame shame shame

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Jonathan Archer
Jonathan Archer

Hahaha another small minded sheep that mindlessly accepts this crap.

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